Programmer Humour

Knowledge is Power France is Bacon

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Carrie who?
Carry over to next sprint.

Agile Prod Deployment Thanos Meme

Linux servers mostly. 

Android developers know what's up. is an absolute necessity. Because Java., java.lang.Throwable)

A programmer had a problem.
He decided to use Java.
He now has a problem factory.

Try the code in Internet Explorer.
If it doesn't work, it's HTML 5.

Every day I go home an tell my girlfriend, how I'm putting out fires and killing bugs all over the place! 
She probably thinks I work for pest control. 

Documentation is like sex. 
When it's good, it's very good.
When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

sysbench --test=cpu --num-threads=8 --cpu-max-prime=99999 run

 * @TODO
 *    Write a funny joke.

Because he wasn't at his best behavior! 

If Drupal had a dog, it would be either a Doberman or German Shepherd!